Assassination Attempt Numero Three | 4.27.26

Hard Factor

Comedy

4.8 • 4.4K Ratings

🗓️ 27 April 2026

⏱️ 43 minutes

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0:00.0	What it is!
0:01.0	This is a macho man Randy Savage.
0:03.0	And this is hard factor. And there is no one that does it better right now, yeah. Nobody does it better. I ain't repeating myself. Go ahead, tell me something right now. Yeah, and I'm living on nightmare. And I'm not a racist and I'm always cheering Oh yeah
0:21.2	Oh, yeah
0:21.3	Oh, yeah Good morning and welcome.
0:46.3	Episode 1945 of Hard Factor.
0:50.3	Hitler is dead or in Argentina, one of the two.
0:53.3	It's Monday, April 27th, 2026.
0:57.7	Thank you for cheating on the news with us, 80-ish percent accuracy guaranteed on this podcast.
1:02.6	Patreon.
1:02.9	Hitler.com slash hard factor.
1:05.0	Oh, the year, not the day.
1:06.7	So I was going to say you don't want to die in seven days after your birthday, you know.
1:09.7	Well, for him would have been okay.
1:11.9	I think everybody would have been okay with the day of, you know what I'm saying?
1:15.6	For him, it would have been a nice birthday present.
1:17.9	But for, but yeah, for the year, this was the year that he allegedly bit the bullet.
1:25.7	Good.
1:27.5	Good. Good.
1:28.5	Allegedly, there's a lot of alleges that say he's in Argentina now.
1:33.3	I mean, he wouldn't be alive anymore.
1:36.1	I'll tell you what, there's very,
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