Assassin's Creed | #135

Story Break

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5 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 24 July 2020

⏱️ 77 minutes

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Summary

We take on the incredibly popular Ubisoft franchise Assassin's Creed. Please note - a lot of Roman history of varying degrees of historical accuracy get thrown around this episode. We know we're probably getting a lot wrong but in Freddie's defense nobody told him there was gonna be a pop quiz on this stuff!

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0:00.0	Welcome ladies and gentlemen to another episode Story Break, the Writers Room
0:11.0	Podcast with three Hollywood professionals have an hour to turn a humble idea into a pitch for an awesome movie.
0:18.0	I'm your host Freddie Wong. I will try to come up something about
0:23.9	Assassin's nice good one. Well you are an assassin Freddie because you killed it on that
0:29.1	opening. You assassinated that intro much like I assassinate things when I play assassin's
0:33.9	crated which is just a bumble out fuck up the stealth kill get into a big fight and
0:37.3	run away and give up I am will camp post it is about 900 degrees in my apartment
0:42.0	right now I'm sweating bullets you're getting
0:44.0	raw dehydrated will energy today that's what I can promise you good people at home
0:48.6	listening don't say we never did anything for you we're sweating buckets over
0:51.8	here slaving over a hot laptop to
0:53.8	cook this podcast my name which was given to me before all your names oh boy is
0:58.8	Matthias are notius the Isus from the Eppinius era, a thousand millennium before all of you were here, and I'm here to tell our story with these two mere mortals.
1:10.7	Cool. Hi, I'm at Arnold, expert of assassin's Creed lore.
1:14.0	And I...
1:15.0	So let's do this thing.
1:18.0	Our episode this week is about Assassin Creed and this is week two of the Max Fun Drive,
1:24.0	as you may or may not be well aware.
1:26.9	You were destined to hear about the Max Fun Drive
1:29.3	because of your genomic sequencing.
1:30.8	We are diving back to the beginning.
1:33.0	Ages and ages ago, the Max Funsters waged war with the Gimmlet Clan.
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