Ass Wipe To Jesus w/ Owen Benjamin & Annie Lederman

Race Wars

Kurt Metzger and Sherrod Small

Comedy

4.5 • 777 Ratings

🗓️ 21 June 2016

⏱️ 101 minutes

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Summary

Comedians Owen Benjamin & Annie Lederman join Kurt & Sherrod in studio and talk wiping elderly butts, oral circumcisions, and opposition to Harriet Tubman being on the $20 bill. Check it out!

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0:00.0	This is a stand-up labs production, powered by digital media.
0:07.4	It's what we do, baby!
0:10.2	This is Race Wars.
0:13.2	I have the power!
0:15.4	Yeah!
0:16.6	How's the bill?
0:17.6	With Kurt Metzker.
0:18.4	You're out of your fucking mind, dude.
0:19.8	And Charade Small.
0:21.0	Saddle down, bitch.
0:22.6	Race Wars.
0:26.4	Fraud, race wars, back.
0:27.8	Kurt's coming up in an elevator.
0:29.2	Promises, promises.
0:30.7	Oh, the white man's promises.
0:32.9	Owen Benjamin's in the house.
0:34.0	Hey.
0:34.7	Oh!
0:35.5	What's up?
0:36.3	I ain't seen you in a minute, man.
0:37.3	It's been the house. Hey. Oh! What's up? I ain't seen you in a minute, man. It's been a while.
0:38.2	God damn you.
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