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The Read

Ass Hook

The Read

The Read

Comedy

4.927.8K Ratings

🗓️ 22 May 2014

⏱️ 76 minutes

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Summary

Jaylongé is a union of beauty again...according to Beyoncé. Plus, Ciara gives birth to tomorrow, Rob Kardashian knows he’s fat and much more.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Alright alright alright alright jumping jump out

0:07.0

Introduce yourself my name is quit work. Hey, I'm nine. Hey, I'm fine. Hey

0:14.1

All right, all right all right. All right jumping jump out

0:18.6

Introduce yourself my name is crystal and I am hungry

0:23.0

Okay, you just didn't make it fun at all like the point was it was supposed to be like our names for the week supposed to be

0:29.6

You jump in you jump out. Oh, I completely miss that part. Sorry. You never jumped in and jumped out of an

0:35.2

Institution and jumped in and jumped out with white girls in middle school and it did not sound like that

0:39.7

How did it go? It was one two three four five my name is Chris went I say hi

0:44.0

You stopped

0:45.0

18910 back it up and be my friend

0:47.8

We're actually finished and don't you ever I didn't hear that black girl shit till high school

0:52.7

Sorry, I do feel like I missed out though you damn sure, dude

0:59.1

Anyway, who are you this week because I missed it? I'm Squidward. Oh Squidward from SpongeBob. Yes my spirit animal sort of he's so grumpy all the time

1:11.9

All he wants is peace and quiet. That's all he wants and to be a bitch to everybody

1:17.6

But that's because everybody is fucking ridiculous. Have you watched SpongeBob? Of course I have they're all done

1:24.2

No, they are they're all dumb as hell SpongeBob is the bottom

1:31.0

Patrick is like

1:33.0

Dumb as the boxers. Yes, what's the crab's greatest shit?

1:36.9

Mm-hmm and

1:38.5

Sandy is just doesn't even belong there. She's the black one every time I see Sandy in that she saw

1:44.0

Fishball I'm just like girl. What are you how are you a squirrel from Texas? She doesn't really been

1:50.4

Appreciating I love Sandy. I actually love that show, but I don't think you should aspire to be Squidward

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