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Have Kids, They Said…

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Parenting, Kids & Family, Volume, Sxm, Morning Mash Up, After Mash

5 • 873 Ratings

🗓️ 28 January 2025

⏱️ 35 minutes

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Summary

On today’s episode, Rich shares the story of his first-ever colonoscopy, which somehow had a less emotional impact than the TV show Shrinking, which left him crying in a corner. Meanwhile, Nicole enlisted her son Keegan to convince her husband Matt to schedule his own colonoscopy. Rich also revealed that even after 15 years together, he and his wife Sara still have a strict no-fart sharing policy. Nicole and Jess take the opportunity to remind Rich he’s gross—just the motivation he needs for his epic workout glow-up in 2025. They wrap up with listener questions, including how to handle kids overhearing "adult time" and which weed drinks Rich enjoys.

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0:00.0	Oh, Richard, it's time to have some fun.
0:05.0	Hey, don't listen around your kids.
0:06.7	That's really all we have to tell you here because we talk about things you don't want your kids to hear.
0:10.5	That's as simple as that.
0:11.6	And I feel like we still get DM sometimes that like what we said or did was wildly inappropriate.
0:17.0	That's what this podcast is all about.
0:18.8	Just because it has the name, it has the word kids and it doesn't mean that's appropriate for them.
0:22.7	So please remove them from the vicinity.
0:25.7	What's your name?
0:26.5	Who am I?
0:28.5	Becky.
0:31.1	Baby!
0:31.5	Yeah, he's on the fucking dishes. What's up, Oh, jeez on the fucking bitchy.
0:40.0	What's up, buddy?
0:41.6	Hi, friend.
0:43.2	How you doing?
0:44.5	I'm okay.
0:45.3	I feel weird because I always do this, like, from the couch in the playroom.
0:49.5	But I'm not doing that because Matt, Matt has, like, a new job.
0:53.3	So he's, uh, he's, like, set up in here. So, like, I'm set up on his Matt has like a new job. So he's,
0:54.5	uh,
0:56.3	he's like set up in here.
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