Hi, it's Ask Rip. We're so happy you're here.

Today we're going to revisit the previous long-ago format of Ask Rip, where Rip was asked things with little pieces of paper like this.

And he answered them.

Recently, some of the Asked Rips have been kind of the chicken shit version of

Ask Rip where Nick just films the Q&A at the seminar. But this, and I know you'll agree,

this is the real ask rip. So what we do, when we do the real ask grip, we pick up a piece of paper,

and there is a question on it that I have not seen before,

and I answer the question if it is not absurd.

All right.

So, charity hambrick, our favorite girl from Tulsa,

asks, what is Rip's favorite

favorite sock, parentheses footwear to buy?

This is an example of the type of question that we can't answer on Ask Rep because it's stupid.

Okay, now, Lane Folks asks, is pineapple a pizza topping?

Also, is a hot dog considered a sandwich?

All right.

Now we're cooking here.

All right, pineapple is definitely a pizza topic.

Now, I've heard some people grumbling recently about the Canadian bacon and pineapple as a pizza topping.

And, you know, if you don't think that pineapple goes with him on top of a pizza,

especially when you order extra Mozarella on top of that,

well, something is wrong with you. I mean, that's some damn good pizza.

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