Ashley Hesseltine: Micro Penises & Screaming

Berner Phone

Des Bishop

Comedy, Stand-up

4.5 • 5.9K Ratings

🗓️ 27 November 2019

⏱️ 79 minutes

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Summary

Ashley and Hannah bonded over buffalo wild wings before Ashley came to hell to discuss how her and Rayna don't hate each other, how they came up with Girls Gotta Eat, her different businesses, how a psychic predicted her future, their comedy strip club idea, if she still uses dating apps, her phone addiction, why people should scream more, wild stories from Panama City, the rules of FaceTiming, the best athletes to date, what she would do if Rayna got into a serious relationship, and how her dog changed her life.This episode is sponsored by CBDforlife.us - get 40% off on Black Friday and Cyber Monday--- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/berninginhell/support

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0:00.0	No one ever believes me when I'm like, I'm not Jewish, they're like, my guy, sure you're not.
0:03.6	What are you? Just whatever, I don't know.
0:05.4	Sam.
0:06.2	White.
0:07.2	White.
0:08.2	Nothing exotic.
0:10.1	Nothing exotic.
0:11.0	You know what? But you make up for it with your personality.
0:13.5	Welcome to Burn in the Heaven.
0:27.6	We have Ashley Hesl time.
0:30.3	I'm gonna say podcast royalty, like I don't want to make your head big, but I don't...
0:34.5	Listen, you didn't need to say that, but it is the second time I've heard it today.
0:39.2	So it has to be true.
0:44.9	When I first started podcasting, I was like, girls gotta eat.
0:48.5	They're doing their thing and it's inspiring, it's cool.
0:52.1	I ran into you at a Spotify event and I was like, oh my god, those are the girls called
0:58.0	eat girls and I'm like, don't fuck it up for yourself Hannah.
1:01.3	And then thankfully, well, brain up is always like bubbly.
1:05.0	You're hard to win over.
1:07.1	So I planted a lot of seeds with you.
1:08.8	I was gardening.
1:09.8	I think also you can tell, like, I'm the kind of person like if someone doesn't like me,
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