Ashley Hesseltine: Dating Younger Guys & Doing Nervous Poops
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Des Bishop
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🗓️ 4 March 2021
⏱️ 68 minutes
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Ashley is back and plays a very intense game of heaven or hell.
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| 0:00.0 | Anyhoo, it got me thinking. I know he's out east on Long Island these days and he fosters the cutest fucking dogs |
| 0:05.3 | He's also a hot older man. He also said he doesn't want to live with his partner just like Ashley bottom line you guys should fuck |
| 0:11.0 | We when did she send this to you girl this week? Okay guys we have a returning fire fire flames guest in hell today |
| 0:36.8 | Ashley Heseltine from girls gotta eat stand up comic overall badass bitch one of my favorite people in the world welcome back to hell oh my god |
| 0:48.8 | I'm so glad to be here for him like I have not stood up and done comedy in quite some time but I still appreciate the intro |
| 0:54.9 | I love that we've already just been talking shit for 20 minutes like you gotta get like the real dirty stuff out in the beginning just to butter us up and now we're ready to go |
| 1:03.7 | we became kind of stand up buddies in the stand up scene like no not that many people were like doing the social media thing and the podcast thing I felt like we were kind of the horse girls of the comedy scene |
| 1:16.2 | like people like it out I guess it's cool but it's kind of weird I am so offended by being called a horse girl of comedy but like I'll take it I get I get where you were going with it |
| 1:31.2 | you're like insult yourself don't bring me into it yeah I don't know about you but no yeah we we had like so so much fun I'm so I |
| 1:41.2 | miss it every day such a bummer so how are you keeping up with like saying motivated your work staying funny without crying like what are you doing |
| 1:49.9 | creatively right now I cry a lot um no I mean we have been doing the podcast obviously throughout quarantine I mean the upside |
| 2:00.8 | that taught us we had to learn how to do virtual we hadn't ever really done that before so now we guys are technicians now we we really mastered it |
| 2:08.5 | because we were a part rain and I were a part for three months yeah I mean we did a lot of projects we just like kept busy we like we did our website our whole brandy |
| 2:17.6 | and our merch and we have been doing virtual shows so and you know they're pretty great you get to reach more people and |
| 2:26.3 | but yeah I mean I have days where I'm just like I can't do anything like the socks but I'm feeling like sort of |
| 2:32.3 | hopeful how parents are vaccinated you know oh hell yeah we're on the right track so but yeah I mean we we're |
| 2:39.7 | lucky to keep our jobs and keep our enough of our income you know to keep it going and so that was good we |
| 2:45.1 | felt really lucky for that but yeah I mean we just kind of content wise I mean you know we have a lot of years of |
| 2:51.7 | like stories to tell and then we I dated I dated a decent amount like through the kind of like once I got back into the |
| 2:58.0 | city like late summer well more like fall I was like really going I went on a lot of like first dates outside dates you know |
| 3:04.3 | um you're doing face time dates I know I mean I was going on like real dates like you know sitting outside do you |
| 3:11.4 | feel like it's because you finally felt like you had time to like get to know people because you guys were |
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