It's so rough because like anytime I go in they like want real gay people like I'll go in for like real gay roles

And they're like you have long hair. You're not gay. I'm like I eat pussy

What's up guys we are in H-E-L-L

You know what that spells hell yeah, I've been watching the cheerleader Netflix movie. Yes, I stopped because one of the girls

Herder elbow and I thought it was too gross to continue

Anywho welcome today. I am with Ashley Gavin Ashley welcome. Hey, what's up? I was planning that intro

I don't know where I came from. I was gonna say that was such a great intro. It's so specific

We are in broken elbow hell

Seriously, I'm one of those people I'd be the worst doctor like someone will come in with a rolled ankle and I start gagging like a cat that smells something weird

I developed a latent life fear of blood

It came out of nowhere. I don't know. I just one time I went to the doctor right they were taking my blood

And I was like oh, I'm afraid of this now like out of nowhere just like out of nothing people say that you get weird fears

Or phobias as a kid or like weird sexual

deviant sees when you're a kid because like a

Breeze hits your dick or like you're clipped at the wrong time

But when you're older when you're all fucked up

It's easy to also trick yourself to be like am I am I afraid of birds now?

Just like my boss yelled at me while there was a bird on the in the window

I like the idea that at least at a weird time a breeze hits your dick now every time you watch

Twister or like there's a tornado warning you just like come in your pants immediately

People's homes are in the air and you're like pull on when psychomones there. I'm almost there

Anyway, Ashley's a New York based nationally touring comedian. Oh, I basically

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