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It's the media buzz meter with Howard Kurtz.

You think our elections are crazy.

Listen to this.

A news anchor running for mayor in Brazil, South Polo,

attacked his opponent with a chair during a televised debate.

Shocking this nation, says the Washington post,

and pledging the race to govern the western Hemisphere's largest city into political chaos. This thing is on video and it's painful to

watch. I don't mean to make light of it. Jose Luis da Tina slammed the chair into opponent Pablo Marceau,

an Instagram influencer who sells self-help guidance to his legion of online fans.

Marcel was taken to the hospital.

AIDS told the media he was diagnosed with a fractured rib. This isn't like one of those

fake, you know, Jerry Springer where you kind of pretend to hit somebody with a chair and the person

falls down. This was like a big, seemed to me, metal chair. Well, back in the

reality-based world

I guess you would say

I got to go off on this

because

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