Artie's Halloween Costume - Race Wars Live at NY Comedy Festival #supportMIAwhippingArtie

Race Wars

Kurt Metzger and Sherrod Small

Comedy

4.1 • 778 Ratings

🗓️ 6 November 2014

⏱️ 94 minutes

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Summary

Coming to you live from the NY Comedy Festival, Race Wars welcomes Artie Lang, Kareem Green, Michael Che, Kyle Dunnigan, Hannibal Burress, Keith Robinson, Wil Sylvince, and Dave Attell to do their usual thing. Also, Artie responds to the controversy but he still wants to bang Cari Champion. Follow the crew on Twitter @kurtmetzger @Sherrod_Small Check out all of our shows at standupnylabs.com

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0:00.0	You are now checked in to Stand Up New York Labs.
0:03.7	Oh, yeah.
0:07.0	Ladies and gentlemen,
0:09.3	we want to thank you for coming down here tonight
0:13.1	to the comedy cell at the Village Underground
0:16.4	for Rice Ward with Tart Measures, Geron Small.
0:25.6	And now we ask you to put your hands together.
0:30.6	Soft your feet, make some noise for the one and only Geron.
0:38.1	One!
0:38.7	Yes!
0:45.2	Oh, you gotta get louder in that crowd.
0:49.0	This is a fucking show.
0:51.2	Clap it up, sir.
0:52.2	Clap your hand, sir.
0:53.7	Clap it, I can see you. Clap your hand, sir. Clap your hand, sir. Clap it, I can see you.
0:55.5	Clap your hand, sir.
0:56.9	Are you clapping?
0:57.8	Good.
0:58.7	It's not TV.
0:59.8	I can fucking see you, motherfuckers.
1:03.1	Black man.
1:04.1	Black man.
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