Arthur Mondella

Y'all Ever

Starburns Audio

Health & Fitness, Comedy, Mental Health

4.5 • 772 Ratings

🗓️ 30 August 2018

⏱️ 52 minutes

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This week, Hampton and Dave walk through the happy and successful life of Arthur Mondella, heir to the Dell’s Maraschino Cherry fortune. He was beloved by peers and employees alike, grew the family business exponentially, and killed himself tragically when he was found to be... HIDING THINGS. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Thanks for listening to Suicide Buddies. This is Hampton Yund, and I just want to let you guys know the listeners that we take this pretty seriously. We joke around about depression and suicide and dark thoughts, but in actuality, we really want our audience to feel safe and secure. And if you're dealing with those sorts of dark, swirling, awful thoughts, we would prefer if you right now
0:21.7	put down the podcast and call 1-800-273-8255. That's 1-800-273 Talk. It's the National
0:30.3	Suicide Prevention Lifeline, and they're great people. They have the resources that can help
0:34.3	you deal with the situation and get through it a little bit more medically
0:38.1	professional than us. And Dave and I are very happy that you're with us, so keep listening. Happy Just what to do When I look at you
0:54.8	And I don't want to go
0:57.1	They call me on the phone
1:03.0	And won't leave me alone
1:05.8	When I don't want to go
1:11.6	Happy birthday podcast.
1:16.2	Dave, stop it.
1:18.1	Dave, stop it.
1:21.0	Okay.
1:22.1	We've lost every fan.
1:25.3	Also, I can't help but feel like that noise is slightly offensive oh yeah yeah why is that what
1:32.7	your dick sounds like when you come well uh for for listeners of the podcast not the watchers
1:41.2	uh dave's blowing into a whistle that looks like a dick.
1:45.8	And he's having a blast.
1:47.3	He's goofing around.
1:48.3	Doug Mellard, he's a good comic.
1:50.1	He got married.
1:50.9	Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
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