Accidents

Y'all Ever

Starburns Audio

Health & Fitness, Comedy, Mental Health

4.5 • 772 Ratings

🗓️ 6 September 2018

⏱️ 68 minutes

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Summary

It is never funny when someone leaves this earth, and it is never funny when someone commits suicide, and it is CERTAINLY never funny when someone accidentally commits suicide, and with that said, this is a bloopers episode. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:28.2	Restrictions apply.
0:30.2	Hey, welcome to suicide buddies. Before we get started with this episode, just want to say real
0:34.8	quick, we joke around about suicide a lot on this show. And the reason
0:38.9	we do that is because we're comfortable with it because we've thought about it a lot, not because
0:43.5	it's something that we actually take lightly. We want you to take care of yourselves and stay with us
0:48.1	here on earth. So if you are feeling depressed and contemplating suicide or close to suicide.
0:54.9	Please, please.
0:57.5	Call 1-800-273 talk.
0:58.3	They're amazing.
0:59.6	They will talk you through it.
1:01.7	Seven days a week, 24 hours a day.
1:02.3	They're there.
1:04.2	Please, you have other options.
1:05.7	You are loved, I promise you.
1:08.3	Now, on with the show.
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