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Hello and welcome to another arse blog arsecast on arse blog.com in association as always

with my good friends at ole.com, the football community website, it is the first arsecast

of 2008 and I hope this finds you in good fattle not too large and portly and unfit after

the christmas extravaganza, a new year extravaganza.

That's all there is to do really isn't there?

Eat and drink and then you know you've got a hangover so the best thing for a hangover

is to drink again, until progressively the hangovers get worse and worse and worse.

There does come a time where the hangovers, they sort of lessen off, but I didn't have

that time.

By new year's day I was so full of booze and gin and beer and food, oh my god.

So tonight there is no beer of the week, wine of the week, bourbon of the week, or anything

of the week, there is only a cup of tea of the week, which is lion's tea.

I think, yes, it doesn't really matter what kind of tea it is, it's just tea.

Coming up on this week's arsecast, the man in the bar is here, he's got a player history,

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