Hello and welcome to another ours blog, ourscast, right here on oursblog.ole.ole.com.

You know, I've fucked this up so many times tonight, the introduction that I've decided that in order to do it professionally, in order to do it in a way that at least makes me look slightly competent, it'll have to be done in sign language.

So if I fuck it up again, nobody knows. So from here on, the ourscast is in sign language.

So just realize it, I don't know sign language, which I don't suppose makes a great deal of difference in an audio medium.

If for example, you were getting the ourscast, like on those late night TV shows, you know what they do the newslight of night, there's a little person down in the corner doing sign language.

Do you ever see those? They're a bit mental. Anyway, that's not happening either because this, of course, is just audio and that. I think this could be put down as another dodgy start.

Nevertheless, I shall keep going. I hope your ears are well in particular because they are the most important part of this ours blog interaction. I think it's fair to say.

My voice, your ears can hear your ears screaming as it is, but don't worry. It's not just me. The far more dulcet tones of Amy Lawrence will be along in a little while to talk about all the football that's gone on in the last seven days.

I think it's also fairly reasonable to suggest that the last week has been far more enjoyable and much less stressful than the one that came before.

We all know the reasons why there's no point going on and on about them again, but, you know, the difference couldn't have been more marked.

Although we took a great deal of positives out of that particular week, the stress of dealing with all the, you know, retardosity, the retard, the stupid stuff.

That was a bit difficult. And this week, of course, we've just gone out and done stuff on the football pitch.

Which makes far less headlines than, you know, the other stuff, player having legs smashed, et cetera, et cetera.

And people don't have a great deal to say when we go out and win three one and when we go out and win five nil apart from our somewhere quite good, you know.

I mean, there's only portal, but, you know, yes, suppose it was all right like five nil in the Champions League. I'll take that all day.

Since the last hour's cast, we played to one to scored eight, conceded one, watched a display of almost sublime ridiculousness.

If you can have such a thing from Nicholas Bentner, and then watched and make amends for that a couple of days later.

It's been a funny few days at the game against Burnley. I think everybody thought was going to be a lot more convincing that there might have been a lot more authority to our performance and everything else.

I mean, it started fantastically credit to everybody again who was involved in making the banners to everybody who chipped into the RS block banner, which got showed all around the world on my day football.

First the red action banner look brilliant as well. Fantastic effort for Aaron Ramsey, who are some makers says now is bored, which is fairly understandable when you play football every day and now you have to sit around your house and just keep your leg in the air.

That is probably very boring. The game itself, it could have been five or six or seven or ten, but Nicholas Bentner didn't have a shooting boots on that day and that's saying something.

The chances he missed, I mean, you know, I'm not the world's greatest finisher, but I fancy I could have got one of those at least.

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