Hello and welcome to another arse blog, an arse cast right here on arse blog.oleole.com.

It's going to be a busy show between now and the end.

Let me tell you it's so busy that I've actually had to write stuff down to remind me what's in there or running order if you will.

I know this is standard practice for most kind of radio shows and that kind of stuff.

Mostly I work on the theory of just sort of making it up as you go along, which is quite effective for the most part because you can't go wrong, can you?

Can't go, I was supposed to do that with air or down, I forgot to do this, no.

If you're just making it up as you go along, well then it's like freeform jazz, man.

But today's show is meticulously planned, let me tell you meticulously, right down to the last second.

Or, you know, I've just written down a couple of things just to remind me, that's pretty much what I've done.

That's as meticulous as I get.

So, on the way, I'll be talking to Amy Lawrence about everything that's happened this week and about football as well.

We're in depth with Amy.

As well as that, I'll be chatting to Philippe O'Clair from France Football, who's got some information about the whole sex fabric

asking in relation to the Michael Balak incident.

So we'll come to that in a little while as well.

We'll be discussing obviously the football that's gone on.

And, of course, the big incident of the week, which is the SESC fabric as Phil Bran is a fucking cunt gait thing.

I think that's what we should call it.

Phil Bran is a cunt gait, which for the more imaginative of you could lead to all kinds of images popping into your head.

You keep them to yourself, I don't want to know.

However, we'll start as per usual by discussing what's happened on the football pitch.

Between the last ice cast and this ice cast, and we were facing Blackburn Rovers last Saturday, and we beat them 4-0, which was splendid.

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