Around the Room: Scotty B Solves Toilet Paper & Offends Everyone Again
Elvis Duran and the Morning Show ON DEMAND
Elvis Duran Podcast Network and iHeartPodcasts
4.7 • 1.2K Ratings
🗓️ 10 April 2026
⏱️ 9 minutes
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Summary
Froggy drops a bizarre brain fact about the letter “A” never appearing in numbers until 1,000, Scotty B invents a questionable “butt-saving” toilet paper hack, Gandhi calls out the fact that being weird doesn’t excuse being rude, Skeery discovers the groundbreaking concept of…plants (but only if they water themselves), Danielle swears by frozen cotton candy grapes, Sam defends traveling everywhere with her emotional-support pillow, and Nate reveals why sleeping on your left side might be giving you nightmares.
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| 0:00.0 | This is an I-Heart podcast. |
| 0:02.6 | Guaranteed Human. |
| 0:21.3 | It's time to go around the room with Elvis Duran and the Morning Show. I've got an idea. Let's go around the room, shall we? We'll start with Froggy. Froggy's in a room. You qualify. What's going on with you? I do. I am blown away by this. Maybe nobody else is. |
| 0:26.5 | Did you know that the letter A does not appear in any number from one to nine hundred and 99? |
| 0:30.9 | Whoa. Oh. Is that true? The letter A does not appear until you get to 1,000. |
| 0:36.6 | Whoa. Wow. Really? Okay. Wait, hold on. I'm only on 10. |
| 0:39.3 | Yeah. |
| 0:45.9 | The letter A does not appear in any spelled word from one to 999 until you get to 1,000. |
| 0:50.1 | Wait, if you say 100 and 99, there is an A. |
| 1:11.3 | Well, yeah, but no, but 100, 1 to 999. Wow. Okay. How did you figure this out and why? And why do we need to know this? Don't stop that I see online, it blows my mind, and then I sit there and think about it. And like Elvis just did, I took, Elvis done of you in this far, I took out a pen and started writing down one. All the way to a thousand. |
| 1:12.7 | This is stupid. |
| 1:13.6 | So I googled it and yes, it is in fact true. |
| 1:15.7 | Well, look, you know what? |
| 1:16.6 | Something to share with your coworkers and family members tonight. |
| 1:19.6 | A little fodder for conversation. |
| 1:22.2 | A little interesting fact around what a cool at the job. |
| 1:25.1 | Our special guest, Scotty B is here. |
| 1:26.9 | Hi, Scottie B. what's on your mind? |
| 1:28.3 | Well, you know, I have another bathroom observation, but this one is not gross. Oh, good, finally. Yeah, so if you work and, say, an office building that has really rough toilet paper and kind of tears you up, I discovered it this morning. What? That was gross. I'm sorry. I just got a visual of like sandpaper on your bongy. |
| 1:46.8 | Sorry, sorry. |
| 1:47.6 | So, it is, That was gross. I'm sorry. I just got a visual of like sandpaper on your bongy. |
| 1:46.8 | Sorry, sorry. |
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