Armchair Anonymous: Substitute Teacher
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Umbrella
4.6 • 68.3K Ratings
🗓️ 8 August 2025
⏱️ 52 minutes
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Dax and Monica talk to Armcherries! In today's episode, Armcherries tell us about a crazy substitute teacher story.
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| 0:00.0 | Wondry Plus subscribers can listen to Armchair Expert early and ad free right now. |
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| 0:14.4 | Welcome, welcome, welcome to Armchair Anonymous. |
| 0:17.5 | I'm Dan Rather, and I'm joined by Marlon Maples. |
| 0:20.2 | Who's Marlon Maples? That was a person. |
| 0:23.2 | Yeah, I don't know if that's her name. I don't think it's correct. Well, this episode's about her, |
| 0:27.6 | so I hope it's correct. This episode's about Marla Maples. Where is she now? A girl from Naples, |
| 0:34.2 | shockingly. Yeah, that is very confusing. It's confusing and convenient. |
| 0:38.2 | It is. |
| 0:39.2 | No, today is substitute teachers, which we just want to give a, you know, an extra shout |
| 0:44.1 | out. |
| 0:44.4 | This one's tricky because at the same time, I recognize it's the hardest of the hard jobs. |
| 0:49.8 | Yes. |
| 0:50.4 | It's impossible to wrangle all those brats. |
| 0:52.5 | It's hard enough to be a teacher. |
| 0:54.1 | Yes, exactly. That's the hardest wrangle all those brats. It's hard enough to be a teacher. |
| 0:54.8 | Yes, exactly. |
| 0:55.5 | That's the hardest. |
| 0:59.1 | Where you're trying to wrangle 35 nuts. |
| 1:03.3 | But then you come in for a day and nobody likes you or trusts you? |
| 1:07.4 | And everyone knows it's time to fuck with you and do whatever you want. |
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