Welcome. Welcome. Welcome to armchair anonymous. I'm Dick Harrington. I'm joined by Peggy Putsdow.

Hello. Hi there. I think people can listen to this one for a change. This is of course failed romantic pursuits.

Yes, you can listen. Yeah, yeah. Finally, we got one you can listen to.

You cannot listen to next week's. Oh, is it next week's? I don't know.

Well, an upcoming episode is I don't even know why we'll put it out, but

Oh, it was in a most of it. Just not the last. That's true. You'll be able to listen to three of the four,

but we're not there yet. We are at failed romantic pursuits, which you are free to listen to and enjoy.

Please do.

You got to know. I'm gonna keep on shining.

Shane, are we talking to Shane? You're talking to Shane. And Shane, you're a fan of Max Verstappen,

I see. I am. I actually went to Monza with the Tofosi this past weekend. Yeah. How was it?

It was a blast to see him win the record and then the Ferrari fans are just a time and we got to

rush the race track after, which is a good time. The entire crowd gets on the track and walks

the track, right? Yes. I've been listening to the F1 podcast. It's been like a pre-race week

and ritual and it's been really fun. I'm really enjoying it. Oh, thank you. I'm so happy to hear

that. We're going to keep doing it. Where are you at in the country? So I'm currently in Boston,

but I'm originally from Los Angeles. Boy, let me put my thinking cap on. If you're from Los Angeles

and you're employed in Boston, you're in education. No. What field are you in? I'm in software sales.

Oh, okay. Shane, you have an embarrassing failed romantic pursuit. I think it fits the bill pretty

well. Okay. Please walk us through it. This story takes place in the summer of 2010 in Los Angeles.

I was entering my freshman year of high school. I had just grown a few inches. I used to have the

Justin Bieber, Zach Efron, Flippy Haircut. That's now gone. So I'm feeling good. I'm feeling

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