Armchair Anonymous: Caught Masturbating

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Armchair Umbrella

Tv & Film, Music, Comedy

4.6 • 68.3K Ratings

🗓️ 30 September 2022

⏱️ 32 minutes

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Dax and Monica talk to Armcherries! In today's episode, Armcherries tell us about a time they were caught masturbating in an inappropriate place. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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0:00.0	1-plus subscribers can listen to armchair expert early and add free right now.
0:06.2	Join 1-3 in the Wundry app or on Apple Podcasts.
0:09.8	Or you can listen for free wherever you get your podcasts.
0:13.4	Welcome, welcome to Armed Chair Anonymous.
0:17.1	I'm Dan Shepard.
0:18.0	I'm joined by Mrs. Padman.
0:20.1	Does that make you think of your mom?
0:22.4	It didn't, but now it does.
0:24.0	Oh, I hope this topic doesn't make you think of your mom.
0:28.0	That could have happened.
0:30.0	That would be innocent.
0:31.0	Oh, that she caught me.
0:32.0	Yes. No, it didn't. It's still ew. Yeah it's still ew. But were you ever caught or at least like you had to throw your
0:38.7	teddy bear to the side or anything if someone was coming in your room? You were humping something. They never just came in my room.
0:44.0	Yeah, you were the boss.
0:45.0	Little girl in the limousine.
0:47.0	Town car, sorry.
0:48.0	I know you're not ostentatious.
0:50.0	No. Okay, this prompt was, tell us about a time you were caught masturbating in an inappropriate place.
0:56.8	This one, uh, you can listen to this one.
0:59.4	It's sweet, it's sweeter than you think, right? But not as sweet as the pooping on the dates.
1:06.2	That's the sweetest episode we have ever done and we will ever do.
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