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Species

Armadillo

Species

Macken Murphy

Anthropology, Social Sciences, Species, Science, Animals, Nature

4.8606 Ratings

🗓️ 25 November 2019

⏱️ 28 minutes

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Summary

Can armadillos roll themselves into a ball or not? Today, we talk about the nine-banded armadillo, an animal whose population stretches from South America to the US, and might be headed for Massachusetts or even Canada. In this episode, you'll hear about their surprising athletic abilities, including their absurd vertical leap and strange river-crossing strategies. Learn about the weird possible functions of their armor, as well as its embarrassing drawbacks, all on this episode of Species.
 
 

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0:00.0

It is staggering how long we humans went without actual armor, given how incredibly useful it is.

0:08.6

For most of human history, we went into battle either naked, wearing useless or borderline useless

0:16.6

defensive clothing, or even wearing clothing that could potentially disrupt one's ability to fight

0:22.5

properly. A horsehair necklace looks great until somebody's strangling you with it.

0:29.8

And this lack of armor in our prehistory is pretty ridiculous when you think about it.

0:36.6

If you've ever stepped on a thumbtack or

0:38.8

cut yourself while chopping vegetables, you know how easy it is to get through the stuff

0:46.5

mammals like you are made of with even the most modest weaponry, even accidentally. Imagine going against grown men with spears and arrows and clubs who actually want to hurt

1:02.3

you and kill you.

1:03.4

Imagine going against them with no more defense than your skin and your skills.

1:10.7

Today, we wear hand protection for sewing. than your skin and your skills.

1:18.2

Today, we wear hand protection for sewing and helmets for things like skateboarding.

1:24.4

Back then, the only helmet was your skull, and they were going against people who were trying to knock their head off.

1:26.2

We actually don't even need to talk about war here,

1:29.8

or even our species. In fact, let's take war off the table completely. If we go back to early

1:35.1

human history, when you'd be going hunting for big game, armed with a spear, while the animal

1:41.8

you're trying to kill has hooves and horns and antlers, a helmet

1:46.6

would be a nice add-on, right? Maybe a bit of chain mail would be useful. Especially when you're

1:53.6

walking around Africa, the cradle of humanity, where, by the way, there lives insanely

1:59.6

dangerous predators.

2:01.6

Hyenas, lions, crocodiles, literally animals with mouths full of knives,

2:07.2

and jaws that can produce unspeakable force.

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