Area 51 with Ian Hamilton

Lizard People: Comedy and Conspiracy Theories

Lizard People

Paranormal, Religion & Spirituality, Conspiracytheory, Conspiracy, Comedy

4 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 25 March 2016

⏱️ 70 minutes

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Summary

The conspiracy that launched a thousand 90's TV shows is finally making an appearance. Area 51 was it the home of a downed spaceship, an experimental research facility, or just an airport with an adorable name? Ian Hamilton, brilliant writer and excellent friend, has all the answers. And also several nutso stories about his dog. This episode also features: hot rocks! Weird boat guys! A very nice salesman! A fully insane dude! Also, we all find out that Ian's real name is Scott! Don't miss it.

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0:00.0	The Hi, welcome to Lizard People. This is a show where we talk all about conspiracy theories,
0:22.2	crazy people, and kooky ideas. all about what's going on behind the scenes.
0:25.0	I'm your host Caitlin Hampstead.
0:29.7	Let's get to the show. Yeah, and then in the end of that I decide if you can come to my birthday.
0:55.0	Because I'm a mean girl.
1:00.0	Ian, Caitlin.
1:03.0	Caitlin.
1:05.0	It's going all right.
1:06.0	Decide from the staples in my head.
1:08.0	I do want to say that on here actually.
1:10.0	Okay.
1:11.0	Ian broke up a dog fight.
1:13.0	Ian's a dog dad and you rescued his baby
1:16.5	from a friend's dog.
1:18.8	It's true.
1:20.1	Yeah, they were fighting on my couch, which is not where you're supposed to have dogs when they're meeting for the first time.
1:26.5	I'm also like you were when we were testing about this like I didn't know there were like rules.
1:31.2	Yeah, I didn't either. But I've talked like since so since this happened and I
1:36.0	realized that I violated all of those rules everybody seems to have a different
1:39.7	one. They're like you know when two dogs are fighting you got to lift them up by the
1:43.8	hind legs one person said and then like immediately after that another
1:46.9	person's like no no the the trick is is to shove your thumb in its
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