Are Young Men Really That Clueless About Kids?!
The Bert Show
The Bert Show
4.1 • 4.4K Ratings
🗓️ 6 November 2024
⏱️ 9 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | The Bert Show. |
| 0:01.6 | You guys, I hate to do this to you this early in the morning while we're still trying to get a chemistry for the show. |
| 0:10.8 | Sometimes you have to face it head on. |
| 0:14.2 | Oh. |
| 0:19.8 | We lost our second fair fish. |
| 0:27.6 | Shut up. |
| 0:28.8 | Now there is one. |
| 0:30.5 | First one we had when we went to the North Georgia State Fair. |
| 0:34.5 | Tried to make it a bold escape, a Shawshank. |
| 0:37.0 | A Shawshank Redemption-like mistake |
| 0:41.4 | is he tried jumping out of the tank and got caught in the filter system. |
| 0:45.2 | It was tragic for the other two fish. |
| 0:47.0 | He dug through a tunnel of feces. |
| 0:48.9 | It's a control of his life. |
| 0:50.2 | Which is true. |
| 0:50.8 | We need a better filter. |
| 0:53.6 | The second one saw this go down. |
| 0:55.9 | I tried to regroup, but emotionally couldn't handle it. |
| 0:59.3 | Yesterday, it was actually sad to watch this golfish as he kind of aimlessly floated around the fish tank, knowing that the end was near. |
| 1:06.6 | I went in there this morning. |
| 1:08.0 | There was only one left. |
| 1:09.1 | Okay. |
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