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Be There in Five

Are You There God? It's Me, at Target.

Be There in Five

Kate Kennedy

Personal Journals, Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Entertainment News, News, Society & Culture

4.87.1K Ratings

🗓️ 3 November 2020

⏱️ 150 minutes

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Summary

This week, Kate asked listeners what they'd like to be distracted by on election day and listeners submitted a wide range of meaningless topics that are perfect meaningful discussions to listen to while we all do a whole lot of waiting. Whether you are waiting in line at the polls or waiting for results to come in, Kate is honored to keep you company via this one-take unedited casual stream of solo consciousness. Please go vote and remember many locations still take registrations on election day!!

She will fill topics in the description later, Kate hasn't listened back to it since she just decided to do this and is not totally sure what's in here. She recalls explaining a strategy she's planned out for how to win Jeopardy, telling stories about bad roommates, dissecting different types of plaid, ranking celebrity veneers, and at one point she does map which Gilmore Girls character best represents each Taylor Swift album after explaining each era of Taylor Swift's hair evolution, so there's that. Enjoy & take care of yourself!

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Hi everybody welcome back to the Be There In 5 podcast. I'm Kate Kennedy your host.

0:13.6

It is just an unassuming Tuesday. Nothing to see here. Humanity is not hanging in the

0:20.1

balance. I kind of made a last minute decision to put up a stream of consciousness, what

0:27.4

I call a snorkel through several different topics as crowdsourced by you guys. In an effort

0:33.3

to do my part as an escapist medium, realizing that there's a lot of uncertainty period in

0:40.5

life right now, but the anxiety surrounding the election, at least for myself, don't

0:46.8

want to project it onto you, is a bit intense and it's a waiting game and I think today

0:52.2

might be a long one for many people. Beyond that I heard a lot of people complaining about

0:55.8

lines and please, please, please go vote and allow me to keep you company. It's the least

1:02.0

I can do. Many states still are allowing registrations. I think, you know, I know life

1:08.3

is busy, but if you are healthy and you are well and you're devoted, there's simply

1:12.0

no greater contribution. You could be providing for your country for our future and I think

1:20.2

all of you in advance who did your part. I know you guys know what to do and I don't

1:25.6

need to preach to you, but just a friendly reminder that if you're intimidated by how long

1:29.4

it'll take, trust me, I'll be here a while. Stay a while. I'm coming at you from the

1:34.7

beyond now just to do a quick intro. So I go through a bunch of different topics that

1:40.9

I'm just in real time scrolling through Instagram last night at midnight, rambling through.

1:46.7

I'm sorry if I say like a lot. I'm sorry. I have ums and urs and this is not a perfect

1:51.4

episode. I typically am pretty good about combing through them because I find myself so utterly

1:58.1

annoying, but this one I just went and left it. So apologies for any weirdness for typing,

2:04.9

for the dog, for whatever. But rest assured for any diehard T-swift or Gilmore Girls fans

2:11.8

out there. There are two questions that somewhat overlap both Taylor Swift and Gilmore Girls

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