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Are You Really An American If You Haven't Been To This Convenience Store?

The Bert Show

The Bert Show

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4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 9 May 2024

⏱️ 9 minutes

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Are You An American If You Haven't Been To This Convenience Store? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

McDonald's are making small improvements to our classic burgers, searing out 100%

0:04.7

British beef patties, so they're even juicier.

0:07.7

And we're serving them hotter for meltier cheese, all in new toast of your

0:11.4

buns. The classics, now a little more mmm comparison with

0:15.0

prior classic burgers served after 11 a.m. subject to availability.

0:18.0

Mm.

0:20.0

The Fertia.

0:22.0

Hey, if you liked what you just heard, give us five stars.

0:25.8

If you didn't, Mama always said if you don't have something nice to say, don't say nothing

0:29.9

at all.

0:31.3

Good news and bad news for this weekend.

0:34.0

First of all, I'm giving myself a homework assignment.

0:37.8

What I'm really bummed about is I'm not going to be able to join you guys for Messy Mikey's

0:42.4

last ride on the Mechanical Bowl on Saturday night.

0:46.1

Mikey was just telling us about 40 minutes ago that he has been on Mechanical Bulls a lot

0:52.1

but these last two rides have been really, really tough for him.

0:54.7

So we're all meeting at the battery, or you guys are meeting at the battery on Saturday night.

0:58.0

Yeah, we're going to the PBR at the battery because they have a mechanical bull.

1:01.2

I was looking at what time we need to meet and then I was

1:05.4

like oh the bar doesn't even open till eight. My old house is like it's gonna

1:10.3

be finished by eight. I was like, let's meet at five.

1:15.4

And then I was like, oh, they don't even open until eight.

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