Are You Garbage on Phillies Karen, Airplane Etiquette, & Nasty Hotel Stories

Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh

Comedy

4.6 • 6K Ratings

🗓️ 10 September 2025

⏱️ 100 minutes

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Summary

YERRR – the boys are in full garbage mode this week, diving into bad habits, Philly chaos, and BBQ betrayals. We’re talkin’: – Akaash getting diesel in grandma’s garage – Taking leftovers, ghosting dinners, and tipping drama – Hawaiian shirts, Philly ball snatchers, and dessert cucking – Classy joints, tour bus budgets, and the ultimate garbage beer taste test Plus: Polish caps, hotel stains, immigrant loopholes, and Mark getting BBQ-cucked again. All that and more on this week’s episode of FLAGRANT. INDULGE. Want some YouTube titles for this one too? 00:00 Intro 1:10 Akaash is a fatty + Grandma's garage 3:58 Akaash working out + Patreon's cooking 7:09 Are they garbage anymore? 9:11 Is reclining being garbage? 12:38 Taking food from restaurant + Immigrant carve out 16:00 Being ignored + Leaving the wife behind 22:16 Being bad with money 24:48 Mark got BBQ Cucked 30:51 Hawai'ian tshirt wearer 33:31 Phillies Ball Grabber + Polish Cap snatcher 43:04 Kid ain't happy + Philly fans are wild 54:59 Looking for a fight 58:12 Organizing a dinner ghosting + Torrisi dessert cuck 1:10:22 Hotel j1zz targets + Tipping 1:20:35 Tour bus is expensive + Indian street food 1:28:15 Not comfortable in classy joints + Do you get cold? 1:32:14 Garbage Beer Taste Test Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	What happened at this Phillies game?
0:01.1	Do y'all know?
0:01.6	Dad gets it.
0:02.6	Nice.
0:03.3	Gives it to the son.
0:04.3	He gives it right to his kid.
0:05.7	Yeah, he gives it back to her.
0:07.5	What's the gentleman thing to do? Oh, fuck this lady. Who's she giving the ball to? She keeps it. For herself? Yeah. What a bitch. Ooh, man, that look. Don't help her. That looks like every one of my aunts.
0:18.1	That is a awful.
0:19.2	Is it garbage to have someone else come over and cook meats and steaks on your grill?
0:23.6	That's some cuck-ish.
0:24.8	Yeah. looks like every one of my aunts. That is a awful. Is it garbage to have someone else come over
0:21.1	and cook meats on your grill? That's some cuck-ish. Yeah. What are you doing? That's wild. No, he's an all in mine. We had a bunch of people over for Labor Day. And I was like, you're way better at grilling than I am. So if you're going to come over anyway, do you mind really? He's like, no, I love girl. And this is my love language
0:34.5	the way I communicate my affection of people when I
0:36.6	could. That's just one language.
0:38.1	It's my wife. It's crazy.
0:40.5	We all go to hotels, probably jerk off in the hotel. Where do you ejaculate? One of us. One of us does it on the floor. I've heard that a lot. What? I'm not condoning it. You make him want to throw up.
0:55.1	I don't think you want to hear where I do it.
0:56.8	He puts his underwear back on a lot of times.
0:59.6	That's way worse.
1:02.1	I use the comfort.
1:05.5	Are you?
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