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The Bert Show

Are You Buying What The Bert Show Is Selling?!

The Bert Show

The Bert Show

News, Comedy, Entertainment News, Society & Culture

4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 10 July 2024

⏱️ 13 minutes

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Summary

If The Bert Show can do anything...we can improvise! Do we have a career in infomercials if this whole morning show thing doesn't work out? Listen to our on the spot infomercials and YOU decide!

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0:00.0

Oh, he's cute. Mr. I can never sleep when I'm traveling. He's hugging his pillow like a sloth on a branch.

0:10.0

He couldn't sleep before. Now listen to him. Sounds like an elephant with a chest infection.

0:15.0

Well, they call him a dreamer. And now they're right.

0:19.0

All aboard, Mr. I can never sleep when I'm traveling.

0:23.0

Find all the comfort you need in the quiet lounge.

0:26.0

Piento Ferries, there is another way.

0:29.0

The Bert show.

0:33.0

It's a terrifying thought for me specifically because I really have no talents at all except

0:38.1

hosting this show.

0:39.6

So if the suits came in here tomorrow and they're like Bert show it's been a nice run but radio doesn't love you anymore

0:46.4

Our show is good listeners just forgot how to listen correctly

0:51.0

So they fire us all what are you going to do for a living now, right? So we start going

0:56.6

through our minds, what can we do, what can our talents be? Kristen has amazing decorative,

1:01.9

I'm amazing decorative talents. Oh, thank you I appreciate that and make you love planning parties

1:06.6

Decorating and all that mows got stand of comedy. He's got his music

1:11.0

Come out

1:12.0

Abby's got a wonderful podcast, a really great podcast.

1:16.7

I got nothing!

1:20.0

Nothing at all.

1:21.0

But you know, maybe we could put our hosting talents to the test not like

1:26.4

hosting parties but hosting infomercials right so it's time to get stupid

1:31.7

with christen So it's time to get stupid with Kristen!

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