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The Therapy Crouch

Are Workplace Romances Harmless Fun or Career-Ending Mistakes?!

The Therapy Crouch

Therapy Crouch

Comedy, Mum, Parenting, Agony Aunt, Marriage, Dad, Relationships, Society & Culture, Advice, Peter Crouch, Abbey Clancy, Kids & Family, Sex, Funny, Partners, Couples Therapy, Couples, Therapy, Relax

4.73.7K Ratings

🗓️ 11 September 2025

⏱️ 44 minutes

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Summary

On this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are back for another Ask Me Anything where no question is too awkward. From listeners’ most embarrassing school moments (including tissue mishaps and running disasters) to heated debates on whether you’d rather give up sex or booze, nothing is off-limits. The pair share candid stories about commando days, cat pee chaos, and workplace romances gone wrong.


There’s also a sneaky challenge running throughout the episode as Pete and producer Ross try to name as many animals as possible without Abbey catching on. Add in big relationship topics like couples therapy, never-ending household arguments, and the hilarious realities of marriage, and you’ve got an episode packed with brutal honesty, belly laughs, and total chaos.


00:00 – Intro

00:25 – We’re playing a little game today…

00:53 – Abbey and Pete on sports, kids, and tennis rivalries

04:53 – Most embarrassing school memories revealed (tissue boobs, commando, wetting it on track)

10:05 – Abbey’s school tights trick and going commando

10:22 – The cat pee nightmare: curtains, carpets, and chaos

13:00 – Listener dilemma: Shamu the whale in the bath

15:20 – Should EVERY couple try therapy—even happy ones?

19:07 – The animal-naming game goes off the rails

19:34 – Back to school: which subjects would Pete & Abbey smash or fail?

26:07 – The boss crush question—promotion or passion?

30:20 – Would you rather give up booze or sex?

31:59 – Couples arguing about the same things forever—how to cope


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Transcript

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0:00.0

This part of the podcast is sponsored by Huell.

0:02.5

As you know, SIDS, mornings are complete chaos, certainly in my household. We've both got four kids. Yeah. The Huell Black Edition saves the day, to be honest. I'm exactly like you. I've grabbed a banana, grab a bit of fruit because do the school drop, then I go to the gym. I want to get something in there before I work out. So this is perfect. It goes way beyond a quick protein boost, Sid.

0:22.4

It's a, it's a complete meal.

0:23.9

It's less than two pounds. before a workout. So this is perfect. It goes way beyond a quick protein boost, Sid.

0:22.4

It's a, it's a complete meal.

0:23.9

It's less than £2 per meal,

0:26.3

all being packed with 40 grams of plant-based protein,

0:30.1

26 essential vitamins and minerals.

0:32.8

Plus, no added sugar, gluten-free,

0:34.8

taste great and flavours like...

0:36.6

It's got salted caramel, chocolate,

0:38.7

vanilla's, my one.

0:41.0

Plus mate, it keeps me full for hours.

0:42.9

It's the perfect breakfast, lunch or even a post-workout.

0:46.1

Right, Sid, just when you thought Hugh had everything covered, they dropped the super

0:49.7

greens drink in a can.

0:50.9

This is the Hugh Daily Greens ready to drink.

0:53.8

So what's got in it, Sid? Go on. 41 vitamins and minerals and superfoods, supergreens. So this is what I didn't know until you told you, you have this, right? Lion's Main Mushroom. It's like a super, is it like a superfood kind of thing for the brain, for the brain cells? Really? Yeah, seriously, yeah. So it hasn't got any of Lions main net?

1:14.4

No.

1:15.1

No, as you think you would.

1:16.1

Are we going to go in there?

1:16.9

I'm just hoping it's not going to be hairy.

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