The Bert Show.

All right, kid, morning here.

We're about to go PG 13 here,

because Cassie found a thread on Reddit about the big O

and things that are as good as the big O

and some she actually agreed with.

There's some that are gonna say,

there's nothing, absolutely nothing.

I feel like there are a couple, okay,

so I'm sure most of this list,

most people won't agree with,

but I feel like there's one or two things on this list

that everyone's gonna be like, yeah, okay, you know what?

So the list is what's alternative,

but equivalent pleasure to sex, all right?

So I'm gonna start with one that I think actually

our studio director, Tommy, is gonna like,

it's getting your hair washed at the salon

and getting that scalp massage.

Oh, dude, my style is very,

you, she can work in the red like district.

And you brought Tommy into it,

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