Are These Sabrina Carpenter Lyrics Or Shakespeare?

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🗓️ 11 February 2025

⏱️ 6 minutes

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As a young, single woman, Producer Rebecca has been listening to a LOT of #SabrinaCarpenter to prep for #ValentinesDay! Is she this generation's SHAKESPEARE? We're going to put it to the test with a game of Sabrina vs Shakespeare!

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0:00.0	Cabin crew, prepare for landing.
0:02.6	Wow, that was a quick flight.
0:04.4	Never mind, Bondi Beach, barrier, reef, here we come.
0:07.8	Holiday of a lifetime, cannot wait.
0:10.2	Me neither.
0:12.5	Ladies and gentlemen, we'll shortly be landing in Austria.
0:16.1	Austria? We're supposed to be going to Australia.
0:19.6	What have you done?
0:21.9	Should have gone to Spec Savers.
0:23.8	Book an eye test online.
0:25.3	Has anyone got any long trousers I could borrow?
0:28.1	I've only got a bikini, Andy.
0:32.4	Hey, the bird show.
0:34.2	I've been really surprised, like, at least within my friend and working group,
0:37.9	those that I ask, like, what are you guys doing for Valentine's Day? I feel like more often
0:41.9	than not now, they're saying nothing. And they're a married couple for a very, very long time.
0:46.8	Nothing.
0:47.4	Nothing. Mo, his lady? No, I feel about Valentine's Day. Nothing. Nothing.
0:51.7	How am I single and the only one with plans? I've got a whole weekend plan.
0:56.6	You and my lady are going out to Florida.
0:59.1	Woohoo!
1:00.0	My friend, my friend lady.
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