Are These Quotes From TV Dads Or Kristin's Dad?

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🗓️ 14 June 2022

⏱️ 5 minutes

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A while back, Kristin earned the right to pick a random bit for us to do without warning – we called it “Kristin’s Stupid Bit of The Week.” In honor of Kristin's father, today's bit is all about dad quotes. Can we guess if a TV dad said this or Kristin's dad? See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-bert-show. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	The Bert Show.
0:01.0	All right, Kristen has earned the right to come in here and say, you guys shut up.
0:04.9	I'm taking over the schedule right now.
0:06.4	What do you have?
0:07.4	I love that it just says on the schedule, Kristen's stupid bit of the week.
0:12.4	Nobody knows what it is.
0:17.0	Peel the decision making power of Kristen.
0:24.4	All because I put a camera and studio on some bunnies for Easter.
0:28.1	Long story.
0:29.1	Oh, buddy, Kim, I missed that.
0:31.8	We don't need to bring that back.
0:32.8	All right, so in honor of my dad's birthday today, yes, today is my dad's birthday, though
0:38.5	he is no longer with us.
0:39.8	We will find a way, some way, somehow to honor him.
0:42.4	Sidebar, how you doing?
0:45.2	It's a difficult day, but we, I am now looking at on his birthday, obviously, the anniversary
0:52.6	of his passing.
0:53.6	That's a completely different day.
0:54.9	And I allow myself to just be worthless and useless that day, but today, which is his
1:01.0	birthday, and I would have called and played the Beatles song Happy Birthday to him, because
1:05.7	that's what he did on my birthday.
1:08.3	And he was life of the party, made everybody smile, made everybody laugh.
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