The Bert Show. You might think you're a good friend and you might be totally bad at it.

Well, let's quiz you here in just a couple of seconds. But before we do that, this is important.

The applications for Bert's Big Adventure, 2026, are now open.

Bert's Big Adventure, if you're new around here, is the trip that I'm most proud of.

We take kids that have chronic and terminal illnesses down to Disney World.

We bring everybody under the roof, man.

So if grandma helps out while she's in the home, if great grandma is there, if you got

aunties, whatever, right?

They all go down to Burke's Big Adventure with us and we escape all of this, the sick

nonsense, right?

And we just escape it for a week.

And then we started to build this really beautiful family, this special needs family.

So the applications are open right now.

So if it's you we're talking to or you know somebody you think could take this,

I consider it a life-changing trip right here and really be part of a community

that they might not have been before. We'd love for you to like apply right now. Yeah, I mean,

it really is a life-changing trip. And I think the one cool thing about B about Burt's Big Adventure

is that yes, it's a week-long adventure to get to just kind of shut the world out and just get to experience life as a family. But it's a community afterwards too.

And we do four reunions a year where you can connect with other Bird's Big Adventure families.

So definitely apply.

Bert's bigadventure.org is where you can do that.

All right.

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