right off the bat john hates women i'm just saying it right now i just need everyone

i had to get it in right before you intro the show i was going to say i could see you setting up

to try to jump in there well right off the bat i love women all women thank you very much and

darren i like you even though you're mean to me,

because you guys, I don't know if you know this, but before the show, Darren and I usually do a little bit of a catch-up. We record every other week right now as we've been doing our new kind of strategy and it's working great, I think. Also, welcome to NMR. And welcome to NMR. Oh my God, sorry hi everybody we, everybody. We love you. It's your mother. It's your father. Yeah. But, Darren, you give great advice and you're always a great ear and not just ear, but brain. You know, you have a really good way of like interpreting my life at least. I don't know about anyone else, but you seem to really grasp on to what I'm talking about. So thank you. Oh my God. What? I just picked up, um, you can't see it, but a bag of what I thought were empty peach rings and there's two left. Talk about hitting the lottery, you guys. One for each of us. It's like winning the lottery. It's like two more peatrings. Thank you. That would be actually really funny. That would be funny. Yeah, well. Snacking it together. Merry Christmas. Yeah. Happy Hanukkah. Except I get it so late that it's already stale because you're like, this is from your birthday eight years ago and the featuring finally arrived.

Yeah, Christmas came to you in March this year.

So how fun is that?

What's a day?

What's a day?

Can I tell you, though, I was going to mention right off the bat actually before Darren

hijacked my right off the bat. I am here to announce

that I am at war with squirrels. Okay, let me, let me just, let me break this down. First, it was

dentists and now it's squirrels. That's right. Dentists, I don't mind as much nowadays. Thank you dentist. We love a dentist and end of

ontists. They took the feedback. They took the feedback. My teeth are really wonderful. I'm really happy to say.

But squirrels, on the other hand, they can all die. Now, let me just tell you this. In fact, maybe I'll

start a true crime podcast about the squirrels

that are committing crimes and terrorizing my life outside of my apartment. Now, a couple of-

We'll call it Nut Job, the story of- Yes. Yes, because it does involve nuts and not- Of course, because

it's squirrels. Not in an adult, not in like an only fan's way.

Yes, exactly.

Squirrels.

Well, you remember, I don't even remember everything I've said.

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