Are Dating Apps Really That Bad? Bert Wants To Find Out For Himself!
The Bert Show
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🗓️ 20 June 2024
⏱️ 8 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, the Bird Show, must have been weird for you, Abby, to get a text from me asking you how to start |
| 0:09.8 | a hinge profile when you know that I am seriously dating somebody. |
| 0:14.4 | Yeah, I know I feel a lot of loyalty towards her. |
| 0:16.8 | I was like, should I screen shot this? |
| 0:19.8 | Is this going to get me fired? |
| 0:21.6 | I feel like I'm breaking girl code right now. So in some ways this is |
| 0:24.7 | Abby's fault. I have never seriously been on a dating app before I told you guys years ago. |
| 0:32.0 | When they first came out a bunch of members of the |
| 0:35.6 | Bert show we had this competition on who would get more like likes so we all |
| 0:39.6 | started one half of the show is married so it was kind of made up and I told you guys we tried it |
| 0:45.2 | I told you guys I put all my accurate information and some really great pictures with my |
| 0:49.2 | abs like just looking so good the abs were abbing their abs were abbing. Their abs were abbing, right? But I made the mistake of putting |
| 0:56.5 | my accurate height on it and got no likes at all. And the experiment for me was when I just switched that one |
| 1:04.5 | thing from 54 to 511 floodgates open. |
| 1:08.1 | Amazing how that works. Yeah that sucked. That was that was bad reality. So I have never really been on it, never really dabbled in it. |
| 1:17.0 | So when Abby comes in here each and every day talking about dating apps or the interns are talking |
| 1:22.0 | about dating apps and dating, they got curious, |
| 1:25.2 | especially because she paints such a bleak picture of conversations that go on between |
| 1:31.2 | her and dudes, right? |
| 1:33.2 | She's generally saying that, you know, |
| 1:35.1 | she feels like sometimes she's led on, |
| 1:37.1 | the conversations seem to be going somewhere, |
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