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Hello everyone and welcome to the Bitch Fible podcast.

It's me your host Jackie Shimmel live from quarantine.

I have the worst news ever that I just got 30 seconds before I started hitting record.

I've gone my entire life thinking that I'm a triple Leo, which is just like the most

Leo thing of all time to be like, I'm a triple Leo, roar, kill me.

But honestly, I haven't really done a lot of work into my chart, which I'm figuring out as we

speak, I have an appointment on Tuesday to really go over everything, assume astrology,

kind of therapy session, which is just so cringy and obnoxious. But anyways,

I just found out 10 seconds ago and I'm trying to gather myself that I am a double Leo with a Scorpio

rising sign. Do you know what that means? That basically means that I am a living walking

nightmare of a human. Like the worst possible combination of all time. And I'm so, I'm actually

mad at myself for even saying it on this platform because I would like to lie and say that

it's something else. Something attractive, like an Aquarius or a cancer, something a little more

empathetic. A double Leo with a Scorpio makes so much fucking sense. This is why I'm inseparable.

Osama bin Shimmel. Hi, welcome to my show. Anywho.

It's just me this week. Go fucking figure. I've reached out to so many guessing. They don't want to

come on because they're scared of me. Anyways, you know, listen, people are like Jackie,

get some new content. It's the same shit every week. Well, yeah, yeah, I'm drinking, Luan.

You know why? Because there's nothing going on. It's fucking Groundhog's day. Welcome to 2020.

And how dare you? First of all, not only am I bleeding out,

audio speaking, every single fucking week bearing my goddamn soul and my digestive issues.

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