Are All Priests Gay? & Sick Days

Good Children

Joe Hegyes and Andrew Muscarella

Comedy

5 • 2.1K Ratings

🗓️ 16 October 2024

⏱️ 60 minutes

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This week the boys sit down to discuss taking a sick day, something they haven't done since May 4th, 2022. Andrew breaks down his will to cheat in religious education, then takes Joe to confession.

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0:00.0	Hey, Deva, how are you? I'm doing amazing. You look so good. I forgot my teeth. You know what? It's for the best. It's, it really, I really can't put any more, any more paint on my teeth this Halloween. And you know what, sometimes Reagan, she gets her teeth done.
0:15.6	She got veneers.
0:16.8	And she got her hair did.
0:18.8	You remember the long way.
0:20.6	I know.
0:21.4	It sucks.
0:22.0	It's like your eyes look insane like they look amazing. You don't think it's like the full like
0:27.2	Fluorescent purple face paint and like
0:30.5	It's probably that too. They're just like I've never seen your eyes that
0:33.4	dark shadows around my eyes.
0:36.0	You did make up on your face?
0:38.0	You think it's just the wig? You think just the wig is the reason?
0:41.6	Yeah, I didn't even realize that you painted your face.
0:43.8	Yeah, I just did a little touch up, honestly.
0:45.5	I just have to cover up some things.
0:46.8	You should be working at carnivals.
0:48.3	I'm being so serious.
0:49.1	I should be working at carnivals.
0:50.6	You should be painting Spider-Man's on people's faces. Like you are you
0:55.3	go with a paintbrush. Yeah, you're go with a paintbrush. I should be painting
0:59.6	Spider-Man's on people's faces.
1:02.4	I could do that. For our listeners. man some people's faces. Pumpkins.
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