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So that's how it works.

That's how we roll.

You ring in with a question.

It has to be a question that has an answer.

Someone else rings in with the answer.

And somehow, from those base metals, we make pure gold, pure radio gold.

And when I say you can't look anything up, it should be obvious.

But I do appreciate that sometimes it isn't. Don't, don't look anything. If someone asked

the question, you think, oh, I'll just Google that, or I'll look that up now. And you haven't got,

just don't do it. It has to be something you know. So when I ask what your qualifications are,

you don't have to have a PhD in applied mathematics.

You could just say, I saw it on the telly last night, James.

Or the one I really hate, but which happens quite often because we've been doing this for so long.

You might say, well, I heard it on Mystery Hour before.

I can't believe the presenter has forgotten.

Don't say the second bit. that's just mean. All right, anyway, everyone hears it. It's in brackets, anyway, isn't it?

It's like the K in knife.

It's there, but it's silent.

Everyone knows.

That's what you're thinking.

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