Arden Presents: The Radicalization of Julie "Curdface" Capsom, Pt. 9

Arden

Christopher Dole

Fiction, Comedy Fiction

4.4 • 635 Ratings

🗓️ 21 December 2021

⏱️ 12 minutes

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CONTENT WARNING: This episode takes place in prison and features a truly disgusting joke about poop, skip ahead to 1:55 to avoid. In our penultimate episode, the smuggling plan faces an unexpected speedbump, and Julie and Chase must plan for the future. Executive Produced by LaToya Ferguson and Mara Woods-Robinson Written by Mara Woods-Robinson Directed by Emily VanDerWerff and Mara Woods-Robinson Edited and Sound Designed by Christopher Dole Starring: Lindsay Zana as Julie Capsom Randahl Brisco as Chase Maggie Mae Fish as Butcher Bob Gaylynn Baker as Velma the Vermonter Winston Shaw as News Anchor Emma Sherr-Ziarko as Co-Anchor Emily VanDerWerff as Tik Toker Julian Mundy as Fortinbras Scientist Tal Minear as Wendy Leslie Gideon as Another Girl and Lindsay Seim as Natalie Thomas Get all the Arden content you crave at patreon.com/ArdenPod! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hey, just a heads up. This episode, like all our episodes, is set in prison. It also features a pretty disgusting joke about poop. You can just like skip ahead to the minute mark if you want to miss it.
0:14.0	Welcome back to the radicalization of Julie Curdface Capsum.
0:21.6	They're calling it the Pooh Monster.
0:24.9	It's the viral sensation sweeping TikTok, and it might be coming to your home soon.
0:30.4	Oh, gosh, I hope not. I'd hate to meet a poo monster.
0:33.6	They're harmless. They're just beanie babies made out of poop.
0:37.2	Devils. Have a connection to a powerful corporation?
0:40.3	That's what some TikTokers are alleging.
0:43.3	Uh, so yeah, I've been eating the Fort Bross synthetic meat to eat if you please every day.
0:49.3	And then this morning I was just minding my own business using the bathroom, playing a game on my phone.
0:55.8	And I looked down and look at its little face.
0:59.0	Yeah, it's kind of frozen and a terrifying grimace and it's pulsating and hypnotic rhythm slightly.
1:03.1	But if you really look, it's so cute.
1:04.8	Like a beanie baby.
1:06.4	Viewers, they are going to warn you.
1:09.6	This video is graphic.
1:11.6	Ew.
1:12.6	See how much less gross it is if I face-swap it with Blake lively?
1:16.6	Oh wow. Now that poop looks glamorous.
1:19.6	Can't believe they would shut the lab down over this!
1:22.6	There's a literal FDA investigation.
1:25.6	Thousands of people are pooping out little gnome faces.
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