Arden Presents: The Radicalization of Julie "Curdface" Capsom, Pt. 10

Arden

Christopher Dole

Fiction, Comedy Fiction

4.4 • 635 Ratings

🗓️ 22 December 2021

⏱️ 15 minutes

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CONTENT WARNING: Like all our episodes, this episode takes place in prison. In the final part of our miniseries, Julie prepares to leave prison... and to say goodbye. Created and Executive Produced by LaToya Ferguson and Mara Woods-Robinson Written by Emily VanDerWerff Directed by Emily VanDerWerff and Mara Woods-Robinson Edited and Sound Designed by Christopher Dole Julie Capsom created by Christopher Dole, Sara Ghaleb, and Emily VanDerWerff Starring: Lindsay Zana as Julie Capsom Randahl Briscoe as Chase Maggie Mae Fish as Butcher Bob Gaylynn Baker as Velma the Vermonter and Lindsay Seim as Natalie Thomas Get bonus Arden content at patreon.com/ArdenPod! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hey, just a heads up, this episode, like all our episodes, is set in prison.
0:05.2	Welcome back to the radicalization of Julie Curd-Face Capsum.
0:10.9	So, I'll pick you up, then take you up to the cabin where Ralph and Jessica will be waiting.
0:17.2	Hopefully that'll give you some space from the reporters.
0:20.1	I'm getting released the morning after the Oscars.
0:22.6	If I'm lucky, all the paparazzi in Southern California will be dead asleep
0:26.6	after staying up all night so Joaquin Phoenix could yell at them about their leather camera bags.
0:32.6	Or, ooh, wait!
0:34.6	Maybe if I ask nicely, they'll leave me alone. If nothing else, my time inside taught me the importance of being firm but polite.
0:43.2	Gosh, prison has made you hard.
0:48.0	You have to be excited about getting out. And two months early, has to be the first time you've done anything on schedule.
0:57.5	Huh. Yeah.
1:01.0	That was a, I don't actually mean. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
1:06.5	It's just...
1:09.3	Wait, you're not gonna miss this, are you?
1:12.6	No! Of course not.
1:14.6	Not prison, at least.
1:17.6	Then what?
1:21.6	Just tell her how you feel about her.
1:25.6	People get released every day, Velma.
1:28.3	I'm not broken up about anyone in particular.
1:31.3	You are broken up about Julie Cappson.
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