Arden Presents: The Radicalization of Julie "Curdface" Capsom, Pt. 8

Arden

Christopher Dole

Fiction, Comedy Fiction

4.4 • 635 Ratings

🗓️ 20 December 2021

⏱️ 14 minutes

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CONTENT WARNING: This episode takes place in prison and features some discussion of bodily functions. Julie comes up with a distraction, while Chase faces a personal challenge. Executive Produced by LaToya Ferguson & Mara Woods-Robinson Written by LaToya Ferguson Directed by Emily VanDerWerff & Mara Woods-Robinson Edited and Sound Designed by Christopher Dole Starring: Lindsay Zana as Julie Capsom Randahl Briscoe as Chase Maggie Mae Fish as Butcher Bob Gaylynn Baker as Velma the Vermonter PJ Scott-Blakenship as Roger Julian Mundy as Guard #1 Lindsay Seim as Guard #2 Listen to more episodes at Patreon.Com/ArdenPod! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hey, just a heads up. This episode, like all our episodes, is set in prison. It also features some jokes about bodily functions and the like.
0:11.4	Welcome back to the radicalization of Julie Curd-Face Capsum.
0:17.8	Jersey Girls, we're the Jersey girls.
0:21.6	I'm Josie, I'm Megan, I'm Skabies, I'm Beth, we come from South Helmetta,
0:28.6	we've got the songs you love to hear, we're the Jersey!
0:34.6	Yep, that's me, Julie Capsum.
0:39.3	You're probably wondering how I got into this situation.
0:42.3	Well, the whole story started when my bunkmate, Butcher Bob, found this...
0:47.3	Ah, we have a problem.
0:51.3	A big one. Roger and I were figuring out when we were going to get the next shipment, and, uh, there's been a change of plans.
0:59.0	Change of plans? What change of plans? And why a change of plans?
1:05.0	Wow, that's exactly what I said, Julie. Man, we are really on the same wavelength.
1:10.0	Bob, focus. Oh, geez, thank you really on the same wavelength. Bob, focus.
1:11.7	Oh, geez, thank you for always keeping me on point.
1:15.4	The thing is, Tony's wife just gave birth, which like, good for them, the miracle of life really
1:21.2	is a miraculous thing, yada, yada, yada, yada.
1:23.0	And now everyone in transportation is shifting around to accommodate for Tony's paternity leave.
1:28.8	Hmm. How progressive a Fortinbras.
1:32.0	I know, right?
1:33.3	Yes. A corporation did half a good thing. How does that add up to change your plans?
1:39.8	Roger's schedule is completely out of whack for the next couple of weeks until they get a fill in for Tony.
1:45.1	Rogers only on shift at the worst possible times for our operation.
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