The Arden 2021 Holiday Special

Arden

Christopher Dole

Fiction, Comedy Fiction

4.4 • 635 Ratings

🗓️ 25 December 2021

⏱️ 45 minutes

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Summary

Happy holidays, Arden family! We present you three tales of yuletide cheer. In The Grunch, Andy Wheyface tells a story we all know and love. In Party Line, Pamela Pink takes a call while at a holiday party. And in Four Solstices, Brenda and Rosalind race to make it to all four Solstice parties they've been invited to. Praise be to old one-eyed Wodin! CONTENT WARNING: Fireworks/loud noises at the 27-minute mark Created and Executive Produced by Emily VanDerWerff, Christopher Dole, and Sara Ghaleb Written by Andrew Sianez De La O, Eli Barraza, and Sara Ghaleb & Emily VanDerWerff Directed by Christopher Dole & Sara Ghaleb Edited and Sound Designed by Christopher Dole Starring: Michelle Agresti as Bea Casely Tracey Sayed as Brenda Bentley Shannon Estabrook as Rosalind Ursula Charlita Gaston as Pamela Pink Benjamin Watts as Andy Wheyface With Special Guest Stars: Mia Drake as Lorena Christopher Jennifer Liao as Teresa Hollandaise Saoirse Ó Súilleabháin as Olivia Breckenridge Nelinda Palomino as Red Dutton Lindsay Zana as Julie Capsom Support the show at patreon/com/ArdenPod, buy merch at TeePublic, and Happy Holidays from the Good People! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Happy holidays, Arden fans. I'm Emily Vanderwerf, one of the co-creators. We're so thankful for your
0:05.2	continued support of the show in another weird, difficult year. It means the world to us, and as a
0:10.7	small token of our appreciation, we have three new holiday tales featuring the Arden characters.
0:17.2	First up, Andy Wayface gathers Bia and Brenda to read to them that magnificent holiday classic The Grunch.
0:27.0	Welcome one and all to the Wayfaces.
0:29.5	Angelically! It says, read the lines angelically.
0:36.1	It's the most wonderful time of the year, and who better to spend that with than the...
0:42.3	Oh, I am not calling you handsome.
0:44.2	I provided some alternatives. Read the footnotes.
0:48.1	Who better to spend it with than the well-proportioned Andy Wayface.
0:56.3	Remember, Angelie?
0:58.8	Welcome everyone to the Wayface Industries Christmas show.
1:01.7	I'm getting a drink.
1:09.9	Oh, thank you, thank you. Oh, thank you. You all do die, thank you, thank you.
1:12.7	Oh, thank you. You're all too tight. Thank you.
1:15.3	Oh, God, I think I walked into it.
1:19.1	About telling you back here, I'll save you a seat.
1:22.1	Thank you all for joining us, for what is sure to be.
1:25.4	A magical, and ethically sound Christmas special.
1:29.4	Ethically sound?
1:30.9	We have a magical evening ahead of us, and not just because of the big red man about to enter our homes.
1:39.1	He definitely forgot Santa's name.
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