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Morbid

April Bonus Episode: Eclipse

Morbid

Ash Kelley & Alaina Urquhart

Comedy, Paranormal, True Crime, Dark History

4.4100.6K Ratings

🗓️ 24 April 2026

⏱️ 95 minutes

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Summary

This month’s bonus episode we are revisiting Eclipse, where the stakes are higher, the wigs are worse, and the love triangle is somehow even more unhinged. Bella Swan continues her lifelong hobby of making absolutely baffling decisions as she’s torn between sparkly control enthusiast Edward Cullen and aggressively boundary-ignoring werewolf Jacob Black. Meanwhile, a literal vampire army is being assembled… but sure, let’s focus on Bella’s engagement anxiety. Revisit the series that puts the 'why?' in 'Y.A.' So queue up the movie, dust off your copy, and continue with us as we spiral back into the alarmingly problematic world of The Twilight Saga!

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0:00.0

Hey, weirdos. I'm Elena.

0:02.3

I'm Ash.

0:03.4

And this is a morbid bonus episode.

0:19.0

It's a motherfucking bonus. Before we get into it, must or might I say, your hair has such a good swoop right now. Oh, thank you. I just noticed the swoopage that your hair has. It just did it? And I said, wow. Sometimes it falls into a good swoop and sometimes it falls into a swoop that makes me look crazy. No, that's a great swo. Thank you. You're giving Patricia at Scholl. Oh, that's a swoop. That's a nice swoop. That's a swoop a loop.

0:43.0

That's a swoop there it is. I'm into it. And you know what? We're going to be covering today,

0:48.8

everybody. Eclipse. Eclipse. We're going to do it. I'm excited. This is, I think, my least favorite of the five movies. Yeah, it's pretty gnarly. But it's, there's fun parts of this. There is. Oh yeah. There's a lot to talk about. But before we get into that really, really quick, go check out my socials really quick. I mentioned it on the last Morbid episode. But if you have been looking for to pre-order a signed copy of the butcher legacy, because I know some people are looking for some signed copies because they were gone at Barnes & Noble, go check out my socials because I partnered with Premier Collectibles and I signed a bunch more book plates that we're going to be putting on the butcher legacy.

1:33.2

And you can go snatch them up right now.

1:35.4

It's a limited quantity, quantity, not quality.

1:37.9

It's very high quality.

1:39.5

Very high quality.

1:40.1

I've seen it happen.

1:41.0

They're super high quality.

1:42.5

But they're limited quantity of them. So go grab them. Pre-order your signed copy of the Butcher Legacy. I sign them in the pod lab with my hands. They are signed. And you can go to Premiere Collectibles.com backslash butcher. And the link will be in our bio on our socials.

2:02.2

Hell. Yeah. So go do that. And you know, I'll keep signing as much as I can. She better.

2:08.5

You know, we'll keep doing it. As long as you guys want it, I'll do it. I mean, what more can you ask for people?

2:14.4

I'm saying. But now, Eclipse. Into the show. Let's fucking talk about this god. I reread the book. In one day. In like a day and a half, I would say. Oh, okay. Okay. And I like speed read. Like, it wasn't a full, let me envelop myself in this world. That's probably good. But actually it's behind me and I need it for reference.

2:37.2

When I tell you, this bitch has a copy of a clips that is full of little post-it notes.

2:44.9

I do.

2:45.4

We should post this.

2:46.5

Yeah, we absolutely should.

2:47.7

With the bonus, that's insane.

2:49.6

Yeah, I got into it. I just have a Google Doc, like a normal person. Yeah, I got one of those too, but so we got, so we got this. The book is a wild ride, in my opinion. Yeah, because I think the characters in the book are so much worse than they are in the movie. They are.

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