I love you honey, buddy. Everybody be cool. This is the TVTL

Where are you taking me? We'll see, sir. I saw a bomb every day. There were two bombs. And I said to myself,

let's talk to these guys about the gas bomb. Where are they?

Oh, see them. They should be coming by. Where is your rope with me, sir?

It was stinky, but these are my recreation clothes. They look expensive. Thank you.

No, thank you for tuning into a Thursday night edition of TVTL. Show that it's probably too beautiful to live.

No one ever wins a giant panda. Dang it. I'm your host, Luke Burbank, weighing in at 187 pounds.

Hi, this is Luke Mom Suzy coming tonight on TVTL. Finally, the definitive treat us on how to properly apologize after you throw up on someone on a city bus.

Kanye West is a gay fish and loving it, Jerry. And the best dive bars in Seattle. How do my front porch get on the list?

I don't know who should be more insulted, probably me, because it's okay for girls to wear boyish clothes to be kind of a tomboy. It's still very cute.

It's not okay for guys to have their outfit often duplicated by a lady. But today you are wearing a three imaginary girls shirt.

This was given to us by the people from the music blog, three imaginary girls. And you got some cords on. And I, today, when I was about to leave the house, I thought, I'm going to wear my three imaginary girls shirt and my cords.

I didn't because I had to pick out of school. And I, when I pick her up, sometimes she's not ready to go. So I have to go looking for her in the school. And I feel like most of the students there look at me and think.

It's like, it's like, it's like Joe Simpson. It's like a 45 year old guy with blonde highlights, like, give it up, dude. I felt that my three imaginary girls t-shirt and my, you know, vans would be like, it would look to the kids as if I was trying to hang on a little bit too tightly.

So I switched to just normal collared shirt action. But I was very close to wearing literally the exact same outfit that you have on right now. And this is not the first time this has happened. When the stranger showed up, take a picture of us.

You and I were wearing the same outfit. Basically, who, who has more to regret in that situation? You or I?

Well, I was about to say that it's kind of like when women live together and they menstruate at the same time. But I think that's making it worse.

Yeah, that's not helping. No, let's just get right to your weight.

132, baby.

Whoa.

I've been waiting for like three hours. When is the way in? When is the way in?

Because you've been so excited to shout it from the mountain top.

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