April 8, 2009 – Part 1
TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live
TBTL
4.8 • 2.4K Ratings
🗓️ 8 April 2009
⏱️ 40 minutes
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Summary
Welcome to the show: Luke is being menaced by neighborhood dogs, Walter and Hunter. Plus, Somali pirate captured an American ship today, but the crew fought back. Jen has a version of what happened, but so does Luke.
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| 0:00.0 | You're listening to T.B.T.L. brought to you by the Soviet Union and Pan American Airlines |
| 0:08.3 | featuring Saver Tooth Tiger, Tyrannosaurus Rex, with special guest John Belushi and music by Jeff Buckley |
| 0:18.4 | and your host who is himself too beautiful to live, bloke, perfect. |
| 0:27.2 | A New Jersey Councilman is facing some unusual charges. After a night of party in DC, |
| 0:33.1 | please say two-term Jersey City Councilman Steve Lipsky urinated on concert goers from a balcony |
| 0:39.6 | during a concert at the 930 Club Saturday night. Though he say he was drunk when he relieved himself |
| 0:45.2 | over the crowd Friday night, he was there with college friends for a concert by a grateful dead |
| 0:50.4 | tribute fan. A Fox News reporter spoke caught up with Lipsky outside his New Jersey home. |
| 0:56.8 | Did you get drunk and urinate on people? I can't comment on that. I had a drink and |
| 1:02.7 | I'm resolved not to touch alcohol again. A great way to keep your mind off those cravings. |
| 1:08.8 | A Wednesday night edition of T.B.T.L. show that's probably too beautiful to live. It's not a |
| 1:15.0 | game. I know. I know. Hi, this is Luke's mom, Susie, coming tonight on T.B.T.L. |
| 1:20.8 | Somali pirates mess with the wrong American cruise ship. iTunes has a new pricing system. |
| 1:29.8 | What are the songs in your iTunes? Actually worth, Jen and I will ask that question. |
| 1:35.8 | And in the 1980s, a guy named Dan Howard and his best friend recorded themselves on audio tape |
| 1:42.1 | playing various video games. We'll have the tape and an interview with Dan |
| 1:50.8 | at nine o'clock. I'm your host Luke Burbank weighing in at 188 pounds. Let the eagle row |
| 1:59.5 | like he's never rode before. Started my first day of learning how to row at the Mount Baker |
| 2:06.8 | rowing club this morning. I was definitely the only person under 60, which was I didn't know if it |
| 2:16.2 | was the rowing club or cocoon three was shooting in my neighborhood. Other one, I didn't see |
| 2:23.4 | Wilford Brimley. I switched back to imagining it was probably the rowing club. And actually, |
| 2:30.0 | we didn't really work out that much today. We just learned how to get in the boat and try not to |
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