April 7, 2010
TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live
TBTL
4.8 • 2.4K Ratings
🗓️ 7 April 2010
⏱️ 90 minutes
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Summary
Jen tells the story of the world's most awesome 8 year-old rapper, who raps about stuffed animals and farts (but only in his room, because that's the rule), plus, can you teach yourself to be funny? Luke talks to a woman who says she did just that. Plus Call Makers! 'Gin and Jews' edition.
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| 0:00.0 | A message sent November 28th. |
| 0:05.0 | I just came back from Ballet and we're home right now and Mommy and we're in the garage. |
| 0:16.0 | I had a drink and it's a poop and he and I and his head body really did not poop. |
| 0:23.0 | But that's funny because Mommy checked and there was no poop. |
| 0:29.0 | So why don't you call me back at 7 o'clock. |
| 0:36.0 | Bye-bye. |
| 0:38.0 | TVTL |
| 0:53.0 | Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to a very exciting Wednesday hour. |
| 0:58.0 | Wednesday afternoon edition of TVTL. |
| 1:01.0 | It's the show it's probably two beautiful to live. |
| 1:04.0 | So I was just calling about the two beautiful to be heard. |
| 1:09.0 | I can't believe you're still on the air. |
| 1:11.0 | I'm your host Luke Burbank weighing in at 180 pounds. |
| 1:18.0 | That's right, apparently that is my new set point. |
| 1:24.0 | My host, my riding of the World Wide Wagon and as I emerged from my manorexia phase. |
| 1:31.0 | See last night I had some barbecue chicken breast. |
| 1:35.0 | Now if I was in my manorexia phase I would have just had some miso soup for nothing. |
| 1:41.0 | But no I had some chicken breast so see I'm easing out of it. |
| 1:44.0 | I'm easing out of it. |
| 1:46.0 | We've got a fun show in store for you here on this Wednesday. |
| 1:49.0 | It's episode 532 in a collector series. |
| 1:52.0 | This is Luke's mom Susie coming tonight on TVTL. |
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