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TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

April 7, 2008 – Part 1

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.82.4K Ratings

🗓️ 7 April 2008

⏱️ 35 minutes

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Summary

Luke reflects on Charleton Heston

Transcript

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0:00.0

This is too beautiful to live with Luke Burbank on NewsTalk 710 Cairo.

0:11.6

There might be a time when we're driving down the road and you'll see a beaver, an

0:15.6

antelope, a deer, a possum, a squirrel, a raccoon, a rabbit, a snake on the highway.

0:24.1

If you hit these animals, you'll require to stop and pick them up and use them in a

0:28.2

roadside barbeque.

0:31.6

When ever Mr. Knightley rolls over and exposes his genitals, it warms my heart.

0:42.0

I totally forgot to tell you in my last message, yes, I have a mustache.

0:48.7

Oh ma, huh, it's just beautiful.

0:53.2

This comes along and that happens over to the right.

0:56.8

It hits the wall and bounces past the white line.

0:59.1

I'm not sure what that means and that happens.

1:02.6

What are you doing here?

1:04.9

I like turtles.

1:06.6

And I'm trying to get into breakdancing.

1:08.6

I don't buy this for one Iota, not even a second!

1:14.1

Look at it's plain and simple.

1:16.0

It's bullf**k.

1:18.5

Oh, hey, hey.

1:19.7

I think I can summarize the experience in one word.

1:24.4

So I was just calling about the two beautiful to be heard.

1:29.4

I can't believe you're still on the air.

1:31.2

Believe me, Friendo, no one is more shocked than we are.

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