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TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

April 6, 2009 – Part 1

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.82.4K Ratings

🗓️ 6 April 2009

⏱️ 40 minutes

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Summary

Welcome to the show: Big announcement of an upcoming TBTL event. Plus, another reporter tries and fails to interview JD Salinger.

Transcript

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0:00.0

At Proximum, Con, William, you're listening to T.T.

0:05.0

Well, come on!

0:09.0

You guys, you'll all get to ball around the enemy.

0:14.0

You'll all get you right now on the first.

0:17.0

You'll all get you in and out of your dugout.

0:20.0

You know what that makes you, Murray.

0:23.0

All get lost, hackers.

0:26.0

What's our record, Larry?

0:28.0

Eight to sixteen.

0:29.0

Eight to sixteen.

0:32.0

How do we ever win eight?

0:34.0

It's a miracle, it's a miracle.

0:37.0

Welcome to a glorious Monday night edition of T.B.T.L.

0:43.0

Show that's probably too beautiful to live.

0:46.0

It does not bother me.

0:47.0

It infects that kind of light because I know there's somebody around.

0:51.0

I'm your host, Luke Burbank, weighing in at 190 pounds.

0:56.0

Hi, this is Luke's mom, Susie, coming tonight on T.B.T.L.

1:00.0

Another reporter goes after the elusive JD Salinger,

1:04.0

surviving Thunderdome, week three, science fair,

1:09.0

and towns in America printing their own currency.

1:13.0

It's actually happening, we'll find out if that's...

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