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TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

April 30, 2008 – Part 2

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.82.4K Ratings

🗓️ 30 April 2008

⏱️ 37 minutes

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Summary

Are blogs the embodiment of evil?

Transcript

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0:00.0

You are now joining two beautiful to live with Luke Burbank already in progress on news talk

0:08.6

710 Cairo back in the 60s I developed a weather changing machine which was an essence

0:14.4

of sophisticated heat beam which we called a laser using these lasers we punch a hole in

0:21.4

the protective layer around the world which we call the ozone layer slowly but surely ultraviolet

0:29.1

rays with porine increasing the risk of skin cancer that is unless the world pays us a hefty

0:39.3

ransom that also simple request and that is to have sharks with freaking laser beams attached to their

0:52.6

head I have only one request that the drops not actually have profanity in them I dumped it

1:02.7

you did yeah okay cuz I I was frantically saying Sean we probably both dumped it then didn't

1:08.6

shunny I dumped it too but I was like only looking as what's going on

1:13.1

yeah probably we should listen to those you know carefully when we put them in cuz I don't think

1:24.8

that's legal nobody heard anything they just think that the intro to the show was very weird and

1:30.6

jarring the intro to this hour of tbtl cuz all they heard was Dr. Evil talking and then suddenly

1:36.9

us talking about something bad that happened that they didn't get to hear the way that the delay

1:45.2

works at a radio station is that we're always seven seconds ahead of what you guys are hearing out

1:51.8

there in the world so when a bad word happens like just did during that Austin powers drop as we

1:57.9

call it we hit this little button to dump and it blanks out seven seconds which is good because

2:04.4

you don't hear the swear words but you also have no idea why we're all up in arms because you

2:09.4

get didn't get to hear what we're all up in arms about but anyway that's neither here nor there

2:15.4

let's talk about a much more awesome topic that being the musical stylings of she and him

2:21.7

I don't like you but I love you seems that always I'm thinking of you oh you treat me badly

2:44.1

oh you really got to hold me on what seems like a nightly basis we talk about this band she and

2:55.4

him we love them soy day Chanel it's Matt Ward and we play them all the time on the show and

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