Hello and welcome to the Europeans, your favourite podcast about all things Continental, with me, Katie Lee,

in very peaceful Paris. I've been to a hamam, Dominic. Can I say, and me, Dominic Kramer in

Amsterdam? Don't go straight into your anecdotes. How many weeks have we been doing this for, Katie?

Don't even care about what you're up to. Who gives a damn? Um, fine. Tell us who you

are as well. Yeah, I'm Dominic Kramer. I'm in Amsterdam. It's also peaceful here, but I haven't

mean to a ham ham ham. It sucks to be you. Actually, it was really nice going because it reminded me of

all those times that we had. Actually, no, we never went together in Amsterdam, did we? But when my boyfriend was living in Amsterdam with you, we used to go a lot. I went with him.

You went with him. And it's all very naked and wonderful. And I hadn't had that experience

since we left the Netherlands. So it was nice. It made me feel very nostalgic.

My mum, so we were both there, sort of mostly naked, bit weird, but fun, I think.

You think you don't sound convinced.

It was definitely very cleansing.

They scrub you and all of this crap comes out of your pores.

It is disgusting but weirdly satisfying.

Oh, sounds like you've been needing to go for a while, Katie.

I've just put off everyone from listening to this podcast.

Welcome to the Europeans,

the podcast where we talk about my dead skin. How are you? I'm fine, yeah. I've been okay,

but embarrassingly, I fell for a telephone scam this week, Katie. Oh, what happened? They were just

really good at it. They made me think that they were part of this organization, an official body,

the national body for self-employed people or entrepreneurs. And they made me think that they

were calling to tell me that I should get my gas and electricity through them. Because I'm stupid

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