This is Too Beautiful to Live with Luke Burbank on News Talk 710, Cairo.

Let the evil soul, like she's never sworn before.

I clearly forgot to tell you in my last message.

Yes, I have a mustache.

I don't buy this for one eye-oda, not even a second!

You can't tell me what to do, you're not my father!

Listen, I know the wrestlers get all the fancy ladies,

like clones, and they're very cranes and lorshirts.

But my life is good.

T-U-R-K-E-A.

I spell turkey.

T-U-R-K-E-Y.

I know how to spell turkey.

Now, do the right dude that my mom's left my dad for.

Now, see here, Tracy.

It's impolite to slurp one soup.

Oh, no need to resort to ugly stereotypes.

Joe, that sweat is caused by millions of tiny sweat glands, drop an aduce.

That Luke smile is.

He had it on his face right to the very end.

To me, it looked like a level cunt to me.

I gotta do a look up in the tree.

...